so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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