Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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