I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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