Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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