after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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