he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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