i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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