just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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