sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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