so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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