I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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