So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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