weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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