Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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