Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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