doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
