i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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