I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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