Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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