My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
