i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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