People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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