I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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