There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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