He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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