I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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