that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
