Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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