I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i believe in u and ur pee
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
