The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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