They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm always down for nudity.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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