Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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