It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
