he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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