There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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