You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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