At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
why is half of my head shaved?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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