I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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