its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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