Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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