My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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