Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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