I'm lost and stupid without you.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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