normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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