Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This girl is more easily done than said...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
