roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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