I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
