did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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