well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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