This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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